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Honest Toddler .

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Not potty trained. Not trying. I enjoy attention, cake, television, running, and games.

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  • Are You My Mother?
    Are You My Mother?
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler has this!

    "Have you ever met a fool face-to-face? You’re about to. In this hilarious tale, a baby bird traces his roots all the way to a dog and a truck. I know. It really says something that the mother bird never came looking for him. "

  • Blueberries for Sal
    Blueberries for Sal
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler loves this!

    "A heartwarming tale about a kid (tragically named Sal) and her mother, who are forced to steal fruit from nature. Like all gifted children, Sal cannot control her behavior and almost gets killed by bears. This does not change how Santa feels about Sal, because forgiveness is the key."

  • Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
    Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler regrets this!

    "If the idea of animals sharing what’s in their direct line of vision is exciting to you, you’ll love this book. Whoever wrote it was out of ideas and knew nothing about wildlife. I’d be lying if I said this book didn’t make me angry."

  • If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
    If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler regrets this!

    "Ever wonder what happens when you don’t set limits for rodents? I didn’t, either, until I heard this story. Now I have another irrational fear. Thanks for that."

  • The Cat in the Hat
    The Cat in the Hat
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler has this!

    "This story has one simple lesson: Babysitters can’t be trusted. The caregiver with no references ransacks their home looking for valuables and even invites over his shady friends. I was too scared to finish this book."

  • The Giving Tree
    The Giving Tree
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler loves this!

    "Don’t be confused by the title. This book is about taking—more specifically, taking everything you can and then taking a bit more just to be safe."

  • The Very Hungry Caterpillar
    The Very Hungry Caterpillar
    already on weeSpring :)

    Honest Toddler regrets this!

    "This is a very sad story, so don’t read it at night or if you’re alone. The moral of the story is to not eat people food unless you’re a people. Should go without saying. Enjoy the lifelike photos in this horrible tale. The book will melt if you give it a bath, so keep your receipt."

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