"Have you ever met a fool face-to-face? You’re about to. In this hilarious tale, a baby bird traces his roots all the way to a dog and a truck. I know. It really says something that the mother bird never came looking for him.
"A heartwarming tale about a kid (tragically named Sal) and her mother, who are forced to steal fruit from nature. Like all gifted children, Sal cannot control her behavior and almost gets killed by bears. This does not change how Santa feels about Sal, because forgiveness is the key."
"If the idea of animals sharing what’s in their direct line of vision is exciting to
you, you’ll love this book. Whoever wrote it was out of ideas and knew
nothing about wildlife. I’d be lying if I said this book didn’t make me angry."
"This story has one simple lesson: Babysitters can’t be trusted. The caregiver with no references ransacks their home looking for valuables and even invites over his shady friends. I was too scared to finish this book."
"This is a very sad story, so don’t read it at night or if you’re alone. The moral of the story is to not eat people food unless you’re a people. Should go without saying. Enjoy the lifelike photos in this horrible tale. The book will melt if you give it a bath, so keep your receipt."
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